chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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hurricanegilbert:

if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier 

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thirstfollower:

dietcrush:

I am s

ucking a huge dick oh my god I love it

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rupsidaisy:

straight boys don’t shut their mouths because their lips would be touching and that’s gay

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withmelancholy:

mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

titris

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