Fell asleep waiting to leave to go sign paperwork at my new job. Made it on time right on the hour and the woman I’m supposed to be meeting with is on lunch. Saved by the bell, I suppose?
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
I shall mourn you, space sex geckos.
♡ following back everyone until i find a tumblr grandchild ♡