ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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(via imsomewhattrying)

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
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(via ladypants)

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

(via victorialiliana)

so many of my friends have kids already and its weird seeing photos of their kids because some of them grow up really fast and others it’s like wow you’ve been about 4 years old for 6 years.

when people sit together and just complain about things that actually aren’t that terrible and you can tell they’re trying to impress each other but its just really annoying to everyone within earshot.

do you ever start to make a post and stop bc you’re afraid that someone might actually go out and kill 27 and a half men in order use their line of graves as reference to achieve straighter eyeliner