princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

ladyjess-doerofthings

(via mister-sassy-pants)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via mister-sassy-pants)

imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

(via keepinstride)

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

(Source: guy, via ladyjess-doerofthings)