0shawotting:

slurpuffs:

not all men

are as addicted to carpet as i am. i rub different textures of carpet all over my body. i smell the fresh new carpet smell and feel myself get excited. i work day and night to collect different types of carpet from wherever i am. i sleep with a carpet pillow i have made by hand. i wrap myself in a cocoon of carpet and feel myself merge into the fabric, becoming one…  

I thought of vagina not gonna lie this was weird

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mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

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throughtwohearts:

karkatkitty:

when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right

is this really what girls get happy about

Yes

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laughingstation:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

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derseking:

peaches-geldof:

why do all the grunge blogs use these

☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺

are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged

soft grunge gym badges

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castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

stalkingyermom:

flawlessspecter:

flowercrownimpala:

i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like

well this is fucking stupid

image

is this a reaction or an example

both

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bachofficial:

Seeing someone from school in public.

image

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alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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