Fell asleep waiting to leave to go sign paperwork at my new job. Made it on time right on the hour and the woman I’m supposed to be meeting with is on lunch. Saved by the bell, I suppose?

nerdsarerhapsodic:

One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her

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fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

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grates:

petition for things to stop

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"Russia’s space agency on Monday confirmed that five geckos, launched into space for an experiment on weightlessness and sexual behavior, have died."
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Russia confirms death of five geckos on space sex mission | Science | The Guardian

I shall mourn you, space sex geckos.

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spaghettl:

 following back everyone until i find a tumblr grandchild 

(Source: baesitter, via angrybuttercup)